Spiel 3: Handball – Show 42 – Schlag den Raab


Super! And game number three is called: Handball and for that we three must return inside because we only can play it inside. Away from the cold and wet environment. This ran back and forth for An old man like me. I’ll tell you very shortly The referees are here today! You are Markus and you are Happy that you say your name because I would not have you can distinguish. You both play handball, right? No, not me anymore no longer not so the [since] now played four times Played once and how did you do that then always said markus Andreas Both Aufsfeld and one or? We had different numbers because of that. Very good! Well, I’ll pick up the boys. You stay here again for a short while, I’ll see What does Mr. Raab do! and Pio Of course I only go in if they have something. Here they are hidden, I look Have you been ready? May I come inside? you have to go! Is the handball field built up? Here and Steffen are politicians Hanover Hello Markus and Andreas I explain you the rules here plays goes We have to do it Enjoy my ladies and gentlemen when they are watching you play against each other handball you are allowed your game field limit Not If this is the rectangle, that means that I am already a spokesman, but very briefly I am different The field boundary is this rectangle in front of your Tokyo in front of your goal that is in the middle of the neutral zone [You] [Of course] Stefan Make Jump Throws Those are allowed that means you may leave your zone ABS jumping off in the neutral zone landing What you can not do But should I drive? Land is Bio in the Neutral Zone and throws Direct Back and you would be The [ab] in the neutral zone is a gate for [Pimple] But in My Own Zone Own [punishment] on any [happy] times to the ball comes because now succeed jumping then even so [I] am already in the air what am i then that decides the mark and [Rousseau] Landes Then, arrives at where he lands, when, he attacks the nations of the pro Bio and Stephan so attacking you always have ten sure there are any [settle] Explain and then after what [nadal] all well Pro attack To the [one] [me], The ball off [Anozie] then there are [both] one, because then you are lucky But [barely] yet, once short to me Do you see Do you see what happened then Pro attack has The ten seconds time Look at the shot clock It will expire automatically as soon as an attack has been completed If you are defended in the Neutral Zone you score that as the goal tells you the markus we score more after four minutes than wins The game is allowed to me, now time that is called He’s jumping in here. Yes, I’ve had time, He Standing in the neutral zone I’m throwing them off Just then it’s a gate Yes it’s called human Then that too But yes, because, he knows him theoretically yes Because, in principle, he stands in front of his goal and remains scarce one must quickly away Well, I just need that, in theory, everything is possible Stefan in practice Look at what happened We have A coin better said the market Want you to be tall who stadium [on] lady, alternates video red blue and that means red starts If I have now defended then must not. Not to people, Ab You can not do it. Take the balls yourself If the balls are all Then they will not everything But it? Can Only Win One A throw So I’ll go home if you have the ball then you can do it but not at the same time [throw] [a]? good idea too i can bad idea whole 44 Make the bushes a little tighter [Yes] Turn the heels back You bring [your] position to your Seid Both ready to play three handball launches now So that was already a well-placed throw of organic Now let’s see what’s happening, Can Boston, now back in the gate because it is [bios] ball as said Everyone has always ten seconds for. On. Book That’s Yes They Are At The Girls Throws That’s Not Yes? So, there’s two, no wonder rear wheel [must] go back to the gate Also den, from three and a half minutes still 0 to 0 I did not want to be an actress too close to anything here the saga back 10 degrees He’s pumping, now But even bio has not invented handball He’s on the Stairway to hell I blow away what was the For. A music title. So now 20 before Stephan Since I Can Win Two Million Euros Today It Must Be Enough Enough For. Organic, Er Try that with the patch but advice with the Fußabwehr as silvio Heinevetter Sensational Hopefully he hears a cousin that is not 20 rat and also there again the experiment of the misfire bio with the contact, Ab Since it comes back heavy again, he comes back up heavily and, he puffs and he [already] [on] why not surprised But Bio does not bring any pressure behind the ball so Jump Throw If His Strength Is Not Here Can, The Very Loose He Lasts Time And Leaves Time always looks at the clock the Für. The attack time has already played GNAdenlos down so and now bio-egg [that] also takes to landlord staggers into its own gate Is not it that’s already broken the puff yet again That [is] not at all that has more of can throwing than handball her and the consumption is still no hit 0 half of the game time is over The two referees have not seen anything like this so over or what was there time was up Says down time was up the ten seconds were down was [do not care] [who] [I] and bio is still without a score what Because here’s a lot young [2] Millions of loungers on the plate [Appears] Not to be in the Best Physical Constitution But he keeps well. Holds Supreme As if handball had been goalkeeper always the anxious look on the clock plays the whole thing down Rubio goes on like this then he gives the advice then he gives it to the council? No pressure, no jump [still] Nothing more I stand the two are only surprised by the referees There is. No train behind the ball No evening drew Here in handball between bio and raab But im goal Stefan is in a good mood a minute yet There it is And he plays again the time completely down and it self in front of [Stefan] 3 0 that would actually be the decision In view of the qualities of Bio Apple Filter Fast Against The Post Sauer’s Tent Oxygen Tent, For. Raab If the clock has expired again do not let it irritate [pio], he has 19, seconds but oh, you gentlemen Now throw, He broke us the scenery And he does it again on time, He. Yes, clever Yes, that will be [for]. Stefan Raab submit this is the closest game The rad he goes. Leaves. No offense He has. Well parried Do you have to say it very clearly But so it goes in this show continues or must we ventilate him that is The question [He] is complete in the end but? He wins handball for only That’s why It’s Here we sit Here it is, first time Let’s show you some great logos from this sensational country example Counterpart Stefan And there you have been driven from the ball to your own gate [4] watt what was going on. It lied I played handball last time in school I too, a bit longer [ago] Let’s take a look at the scores after this sensational [Handball] [Play] Stephan takes the lead with 5 1 tomorrow in two, weeks is federal election in which year took place the very first general election of us


100 Responses

  1. Svenja R

    January 22, 2017 3:19 am

    das ist einfach mal witzig zu sehen, als Handballerin mit 11 Jahren Handballerfahrung 😂 wenn ich so bedenke, dass ich auch mal so geworfen habe 😅

  2. Germanew nature

    April 14, 2017 3:52 pm

    Das es angeblich so aussieht als wäre Raab mal handball Torhüter gewesen wie der Kommentator sagte also mal ehrlich ich,mein Bruder und mein Vater wir sind alle handball Torhüter und es sieht überhaupt nicht so aus!!!

  3. 22.09.00

    May 3, 2017 7:54 pm

    Ich bin bescheid für Schlag den Star😂
    Geboxt, spiele Seit 2 Jahren Tennis seit 8 Jahren Handball und habe 5 Jahre Fussball gespielt 👅😵😂😂

  4. Andi B

    May 8, 2017 2:51 am

    Vor einen Spiel labert Raab ohne ende,aber dann Gewinnt er auch oft.
    Das ist schon eine Masche von Raab,er tut auf Doof und weis ganz genau um was es gehen tut.Irgendwas kann nicht an diesen Kämpfen stimmen.Grade in Dingen Sport ist Raab schlecht,und egal wer kommen tut Raab Gewinnt.

  5. Marie-sophie Kuhle

    October 22, 2017 1:46 am

    Ich spiele selber Handball. Und finde es nicht schlimm wie sie spielen. Sie sind noch Anfänger. Wir als Anfänger haben nicht anderes gespielt.🙌

  6. Real Cyrox

    January 2, 2018 8:41 am

    Raab hat sich ziemlich gut für einen Anfänger geschlagen, aber Pio scheint das ganze mit Völkerball verwechselt zu haben…

  7. Henrik Schiffner

    July 28, 2018 5:16 pm

    Peinlich der typ wie der wirft. Wie kann man gegen raab bei so einer disziplin verlieren

  8. Alejandro Gonzalez

    August 7, 2018 3:32 am

    ESTEFAN ESTÁS TODO PENDEJO esas pinchi disque lagartijas todo pendejo el vato neta y no entiendo cómo se ríen de sus pendejadas yo creo que por lastima

  9. Louis Pursche

    September 10, 2018 8:21 pm

    Ich stelle Mal unsere Schiedsrichter vor: Du bist? Markus und du bist? Kein Ton Super ich hätte euch nicht auseinander halten können 😂😂

  10. Thunder Tamburin

    October 3, 2018 11:29 am

    " Der hält ja wie der Heinefetter."
    " Hoffentlich hört das der Heinefetter nicht." ( ich schmeiß mich weg )🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  11. Dirk Pilgrim

    December 8, 2018 11:35 pm

    4min ungefähr man merkt wieder das Raab ein Gott ist, bin Handballer und er erkennt eine zweifelhafte Regel die unüberlegt und schnell eingeführt wurde ebenso wie ich nach 25jahren Handball. Sehr geil ich liebe Raab 👌🏻😍

  12. Paul Kasnitz

    December 12, 2018 11:16 pm

    Sry aber echt net hahahaha die haben beide nie Handball gespielt……… Ich meine da beleidigt man selbst die Mädchen hahahaha. Ich habe geweint weil es so wehgetan hat😕😂

  13. C B

    December 17, 2018 10:44 am

    2 of the most un-athletic people. Absolutely ridiculous to watch such un-coordinated guys throw a ball right @ each other.

  14. Teresa Woodiwiss

    February 11, 2019 3:02 am

    Mädchen Würfe meine Würfe sind 1000 mal besser wie deren und das sind Typen also bitte ciao mit Männern

  15. Martin Maczkowiak

    March 12, 2019 6:48 pm

    Widać że skosno okie to Kurwa tepe w huj żeby na 25 rzutów jeden trafić w sumie w piłkę ręczną to sieroty są więc niema o czym gadać

  16. Luuuis

    May 2, 2019 5:42 pm

    Wie kann man so ein spiel mit einem "3er" spielen und nichtmal harz verwenden😂😂😂 und der Kommentator weis auch nicht was handball ist denn ohne harz mit so einem großen ball bekommt man nicht so einen starken wurf hin wie die profis. Ich persönlich spiele seit 12 jahren handball und muss nach diesem spiel sagen ich kann die beide nichtmehr ernst nehmen😂😂😂

  17. Kuler72

    July 25, 2019 7:54 pm

    Pio ist offenbar ein fairer Sportsmann. Was man von vielen die das hier kommentieren nicht behaupten kann.

  18. Oberster Anführer Ren

    August 8, 2019 2:29 am

    Alter ,ich spiele Handball und das ist Handball am arsch ,ich bin kurz vor dem heulen


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