Rubberband Man – Stripes Mud Wrestling

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[MEN HOOTING AND WHISTLING] This might be fun. Oh-ho-ho-ho! Hi. ♪ Hand me down
My walkin’ cane ♪ ♪ Hand me down my hat ♪ ♪ Hurry now and don’t be late ♪ ♪ ‘Cause we ain’t got time
To chat ♪ ♪ You and me, we’re goin’ out
To catch the latest sounds ♪ ♪ Guaranteed to blow your mind
So high you won’t come down ♪ ♪ Hey, y’all, prepare yourself
For the Rubberband Man ♪ Oh, amazing. I used to wrestle.
There’s no tables. Here’s a table. Excuse me. Sounds good. You wrestled, huh? Nice seats. Yeah. Give me a kick,
honey. Oh, parted
my hair. [MEN CHEERING & WHISTLING] Okay, girls,
go get ’em! ♪ Once I went to hear them play
At a club outside of town ♪ ♪ I was so surprised
I was hypnotized ♪ ♪ By the sound this cat’s
Puttin’ down ♪ ♪ When I saw
This short fat guy ♪ ♪ Stretch a band
Between his toes ♪ ♪ Hey, I laughed so hard
Cause the man got down ♪ ♪ When he finally
Reached his goal ♪ ♪ Hey, y’all, prepare yourself
For the Rubberband Man ♪ ♪ You never heard a sound
Like the Rubberband Man ♪ ♪ You’re bound
To lose control… ♪ We’re gonna start the bidding.
Let’s see some green gold. I’m not gonna accept
anything less than $100. The bidding has gotta start.
Now give me 100. You gotta do it for us, Ox! I can’t. You said you used to wrestle! I used to lose a lot. Yeah, but these are girls!
They’re weak and soft! I need 150!
150, 150… One-sixty! One-seventy-five now! One-seventy-five here!
One-eighty! It doesn’t seem fair. Fair?!
Who cares about fair?! The world isn’t fair!
Truth isn’t fair! Is it fair that you were
born like this?! No! They’re not expecting
somebody like you. They’re expecting
one of these slugs. You’re different.
You’re weird. You’re a mutant.
You’re a killer! You’re a trained killer! You’re a lean, mean… BOTH:
Fightin’ machine! I’ll do it! All right.
Give me your money. Four hundred
and thirteen bucks! My man. My big man here
is gonna do it all for us for $413– And 58 cents. And 58 cents! Four hundred thirteen dollars
and 58 cents! Whoo-hoo! I’ll take that right now! [CROWD CHEERING] Yes! Yes! Yes! M.C.:
Ladies and gentlemen,

 

28 Responses

  1. DanzTheMann

    November 2, 2017 7:43 am

    Would you guys agree that a guy going female mud wrestling is a fucking gift from god. think about it…what other thing in this world can provide the amount of fun that female mud wrestling does? pretty girls. swimsuits. mud. five girls vs. you in the mud…imagine the possibilities!

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  2. Travis Reed

    March 8, 2018 7:32 am

    boobies and funk music….what more could a guy ask for? (them strip off in front of you? it just got better!)

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  3. TheTrafficTroll

    May 27, 2018 6:08 am

    The use of this song in Infinity War was truly awesome……but it still takes a back seat to Stripes!

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  4. bigfanboy

    June 4, 2018 5:51 pm

    No one ever notices, but that's a young Bill Paxton in uniform sitting the left of John Candy when Bill Murray and John are talking at the table. He was just an extra, but he's in a few different scenes of the film.

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  5. Daniel Sayers

    July 23, 2018 2:13 am

    The very beginning of this clip shows the very typical US military post town consisting of pawn shops, strip clubs and the only two missing businesses in this scene are the car dealerships and tattoo shops. Timeless 🙂

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  6. New Zealand

    July 20, 2019 12:46 pm

    I was 10yo watchn this on vhs my dad went to when hiring videos, i use to rwd play this least 20x haha

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