[MEN HOOTING AND WHISTLING] This might be fun. Oh-ho-ho-ho! Hi. ♪ Hand me down
My walkin’ cane ♪ ♪ Hand me down my hat ♪ ♪ Hurry now and don’t be late ♪ ♪ ‘Cause we ain’t got time
To chat ♪ ♪ You and me, we’re goin’ out
To catch the latest sounds ♪ ♪ Guaranteed to blow your mind
So high you won’t come down ♪ ♪ Hey, y’all, prepare yourself
For the Rubberband Man ♪ Oh, amazing. I used to wrestle.
There’s no tables. Here’s a table. Excuse me. Sounds good. You wrestled, huh? Nice seats. Yeah. Give me a kick,
honey. Oh, parted
my hair. [MEN CHEERING & WHISTLING] Okay, girls,
go get ’em! ♪ Once I went to hear them play
At a club outside of town ♪ ♪ I was so surprised
I was hypnotized ♪ ♪ By the sound this cat’s
Puttin’ down ♪ ♪ When I saw
This short fat guy ♪ ♪ Stretch a band
Between his toes ♪ ♪ Hey, I laughed so hard
Cause the man got down ♪ ♪ When he finally
Reached his goal ♪ ♪ Hey, y’all, prepare yourself
For the Rubberband Man ♪ ♪ You never heard a sound
Like the Rubberband Man ♪ ♪ You’re bound
To lose control… ♪ We’re gonna start the bidding.
Let’s see some green gold. I’m not gonna accept
anything less than $100. The bidding has gotta start.
Now give me 100. You gotta do it for us, Ox! I can’t. You said you used to wrestle! I used to lose a lot. Yeah, but these are girls!
They’re weak and soft! I need 150!
150, 150… One-sixty! One-seventy-five now! One-seventy-five here!
One-eighty! It doesn’t seem fair. Fair?!
Who cares about fair?! The world isn’t fair!
Truth isn’t fair! Is it fair that you were
born like this?! No! They’re not expecting
somebody like you. They’re expecting
one of these slugs. You’re different.
You’re weird. You’re a mutant.
You’re a killer! You’re a trained killer! You’re a lean, mean… BOTH:
Fightin’ machine! I’ll do it! All right.
Give me your money. Four hundred
and thirteen bucks! My man. My big man here
is gonna do it all for us for $413– And 58 cents. And 58 cents! Four hundred thirteen dollars
and 58 cents! Whoo-hoo! I’ll take that right now! [CROWD CHEERING] Yes! Yes! Yes! M.C.:
Ladies and gentlemen,