Hilarious golf joke to make you laugh out loud Funniest ever golf joke

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G’ day viewers, I haven’t done one for a while,
but it’s time for this weeks Laughaholics. This one is a hilarious golfing joke. But before we get into that, don’t forget
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little bell so you don’t miss out on future videos. OK, on with the joke. It all happened when a group of guys lived
and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One got transferred to another city. It wasn’t the same without him. A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talking about their
golf round. She said, “You know, I used to play on my
golf team in college, and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next week?” The three guys looked at each other. Not one of them wanted to say ‘yes’, but she
had them on the spot. Finally, one man said it would be okay, but
they would be starting early — at 6:30 a.m. He figured the early tee-time would discourage
her. The woman said this might be a problem and
asked if she could be up to 15 minutes late. They rolled their eyes but said okay. She smiled and said, “Good, I’ll be there
at 6:30 or 6:45.” She showed up at 6:30 sharp and beat all three
of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round. She was fun, and a pleasant person and the
guys were impressed. Back at the clubhouse, they congratulated
her and invited her again the next week. She smiled and said, “I’ll be there at 6:30
or 6:45.” The next week she again showed up at 6:30
sharp. Only this time she played left-handed. The three guys were incredulous as she still
beat them with an even-par round despite playing with her off-hand. They were amazed. They couldn’t figure her out. She was again charming and didn’t seem to
be purposely showing them up. They invited her back again, but each man
harboured a burning desire to beat her. The third week the guys had their game faces
on. But this time she was 15 minutes late which
made the guys irritable. This week the lady played right-handed and
narrowly beat all three of them. The men mused that her late arrival was due
to petty gamesmanship on her part. However, she was so gracious and so complimentary
of their game; they couldn’t hold a grudge. Back in the clubhouse, all three guys were
shaking their heads. This woman was a riddle no one could figure
out. They had a couple of beers, and finally, one
of the men asked her point blank “How do you decide if you’re going to golf right-handed
or left-handed?” The lady blushed and grinned. “That’s easy,” she said. “When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned
I was ambidextrous. I like to switch back and forth. When I got married after college, I discovered
my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I left in the morning for golf
practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his you-know-what was pointing to the right,
I golfed right-handed; if it was pointing to the left, I golfed left-handed.” The guys thought this was hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre information, one
of the guys shot back, “But what if it’s pointing straight up?” She said, “Then, I’m fifteen minutes late.” (Laughter) Well that’s it guys, I hope you
enjoyed this one and don’t forget, subscribe, hit the bell and pass it on to your friends
so they have a great laugh as well. Peter from My Bonzer Channel, signing off. Hope to catch you next time. Bye for now.


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