Golf Stereotypes | Which One are You?

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that’s fine I’m really I’m really just
working on my game today not really keeping score it’s fine come down and
work on that all right just stay down on that a little bit
you just came up stay down yeah you’re peeking still looking up a little bit holy here so you see that hit giant
found that thing cook bro you serious I get that bump again get that bomb
totally slowed it down stop that right ball-ball ha ah you should see me yesterday
question it yesterday bro like I hit every fairway yesterday yeah birdie this
hole yesterday should have seen it man you look like a pro you play like a pro what you hit
7-iron all right and then it’s probably an 8-iron for me I’m about Club longer
than you huh mind if I use your tea short huh that’s weird
musta got a gust of wind or some thing my aim is off hey can you look at my aim
how’s that I feel like I’m aiming to part of the right how’s this look you
know where I’m in weren’t aiming that palm tree right there bro sure that one
right there my gosh I’ve never done that before like a worse cut I’ve ever hit shoot
haven’t done that like 20 years unbelievable
20 years first time I’ve ever hit it here worst I’ve ever played oh yeah yes oh you wait till goes in oh
good Drive come back come back come on Bert Bert you wait
oh nice one yeah it’s in the bunker oh nice one yeah I totally chunked it nice you’re gonna be doing this all day well
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100 Responses

  1. Saintsfanalways

    December 2, 2019 10:59 pm

    Got paired with a guy one time that literally didn't want me anywhere in his eye sight when he was putting. Wanted me behind him so he would not get "distracted" when putting. He still putted awful lol. Needless to say I did not stay with him long at all. No way was I gonna be doing that my whole round when he putted!

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  2. Jas Hayes

    December 2, 2019 11:39 pm

    I frequently play with Mr. Early Call's close relative, Mr. Defy Physics. My tee shot goes hard left, slicing into the great beyond… "come back, come back!" I skull one over the green, coming in hot… "check, check, check!"

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  3. FarOutWest

    December 3, 2019 12:16 am

    I've played with everyone of those guys. Matt you left out "Mr. Watch where my balls goes" if it gets lost it's your fault? Huh? Or Mr. Get mad on golf shots practically every shot! I got tired of it and told him ,"Your not good enough to get mad" and you can guess what? He got even madder! Wow!

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  4. Jeff Diekemper

    December 3, 2019 12:37 am

    Don’t forget the ‘self-given putt guy’. Anything less than 4’ he/she just walks up and one hands it saying that a gimmi.

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  5. Kevin Bohunsky

    December 3, 2019 12:42 am

    Matt,

    Just wondering if you were anything but Mr. Short Game?? 😂 whispers Do you have a tendency to be any of the others? Loved the video!!

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  6. ADP2

    December 3, 2019 1:29 am

    Thankfully I am none of those, however I play with the "peeking" friends. I am they guy that apologies to my clubs when I screw up, thank them when I have a beautiful stroke, and sing to them when no one is around. "The sun will come out tomorrow…"

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  7. Warren Mays

    December 3, 2019 3:04 am

    This is hilarious! Other than Mr. Clean Shoes I may have played with all, and even been a few them myself…yesterday…

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  8. Sukram Neb

    December 3, 2019 4:54 am

    I think we all played once with one of them. 🤔 Perhaps we are all a bit like these. Like your beanie from Kitz, here the snow is coming 😊😉

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  9. Just my thought

    December 3, 2019 5:05 am

    One guy who played in our club was called "Got it Guy". No matter how far into the woods, he always found it and it was a nice clean lie.

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  10. Dean Bowditch

    December 3, 2019 5:10 am

    I haven't had a laugh like that in a loooooong time. I'm sending this PRICELESS video to all my golf buds. Let me tell you every one i play with is one of these guys . Except me of course….

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  11. GST1974

    December 3, 2019 5:41 am

    I am one of those people that pays for 18 holes but walks off the golf course much sooner if I am having a terrible day. This way I keep my nerves and golf clubs intact for a better day after spending some time at the practice range working out my swing issues. Perhaps even get a lesson or two as well.

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  12. Jay Goldberg

    December 3, 2019 6:06 am

    I did crush it yesterday but not today! 😉 I have never seen anyone clean their shoes though, that's a new one for me.

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  13. Dfgh72 TV

    December 3, 2019 6:56 am

    I’m the early call guy, and I feel awful every time I call my buddies putt early and it proceeds to lip out on the high side.

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  14. beansdad70

    December 3, 2019 6:57 am

    There’s two types of people in the world; those who are like this and those who lie about it. Which one are you? 🤣

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  15. Antonio Lopez

    December 3, 2019 7:16 am

    LOL! What would you call the weekend warriors (5 -some) who each of them hit two balls off the tee in every hole and not one of them hit the fairway nor the greens on Par 3's??? 😣 😢😭

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  16. WY S

    December 3, 2019 7:31 am

    I'm guilty of Mr Yesterday and Mr Worst Ever. My nemesis is Mr Pro Putter…seriously you're not making every putt, let alone on trashy muni greens we play on.

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  17. Chase Gall

    December 3, 2019 7:58 am

    You forgot one. Mr. replacement. The guy who ALWAYS breaks his clubs and has to replace them whenever he hits a bad shot. No one likes playing with that guy.

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  18. Benner Armando

    December 3, 2019 8:00 am

    I have played once with Mr Rollotcoster. Supper happy when he hit a good shot and mad like a bull when he missed.

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  19. Plus2 Golfer

    December 3, 2019 12:45 pm

    Mr yesterday reminds me of my dad lol… He lives in NC and I only see him about once every 2 months and he tells me 3 times a week how he shot 76-79-77 is puring Everything then he comes in to visit we go play and I shoot my normal 70-73 and he hits 8 chunks, 4 toe hooks and 3 shanks for a total of 86 not counting the yeah I found it drops, mid summer lift clean and places, and the 7 foot gimmes he takes away before anybody can say anything…86 on the scorecard 96 in reality haha

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  20. Plus2 Golfer

    December 3, 2019 12:48 pm

    My dad's also the guy who says see you didn't get me by that much after drives, we get to them and he is like see you only got me by 15-20 and you laser it and it's 52 yards hahahaha… Every single time he says give me a distance I range my ball and say 48, 57, 63 and he's like what right there's the 150 stake…I say oh I thought you meant distance to my ball

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  21. Peter Dulay

    December 3, 2019 1:37 pm

    Mr “Just Working on My Game” Guy. Yeah sounds about right. Could stand a little more Pro Putter in my life though. I’m on the ground next week every putt! Good work on this. Sh!# is Fun-E.

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  22. Gregory Thew

    December 3, 2019 5:14 pm

    Similar to Mr Early, is Mr Nice shoot. "Dude I hit hit it in the water", "Yeah, but you made good contact, nice shoot." Also, need to include Mr. Dropped out of anger management classes and Mr. Did you see where my ball went? and Mr. Stand over the shoot for 5 mins.

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  23. Rob Adoo

    December 3, 2019 9:04 pm

    That was brilliant. I've played with pretty much all of those people and guilty of being a few myself 😂😂😂

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  24. Jay Walk444

    December 3, 2019 9:07 pm

    I've met all of them except the clean shoes guy!? Does that guy really exist?!

    I can be the "worst ever" guy, but only very rarely. But i did recognise myself in him just a tiny bit.

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  25. Shakester71

    December 3, 2019 10:53 pm

    I know a Mr. Fantasyland who thinks he owns PGA distance and is constantly, and I mean constantly, short on every approach shot. He'll make sure to announce to everyone we're playing with what club he's using and the distance too. "200 yards. 6 iron!" and he'll be 25 yards short. "135 yards. A nice easy gap wedge!"…..short. It gets annoying. Not only that, he'll start bagging other people on what clubs they use. On a 150 yard, par 3, I'll go up there and slam one pin high on the green. He'll ask what club I used. I'd tell him a 8 iron and he'll be like "8 iron? Really?. I'm hitting a pitching wedge". And of course, he ends up short of the green. He hits good shots and gets good contact. He's a 10 handicap but can easily be a 6 or 7 if he left his ego at home.

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  26. David Golf

    December 4, 2019 12:40 am

    This video was killer!! Funny and I have played with most of those guys. I love the early call on putts or when you compliment someone on a good shot, they are like, it was short or I missed the green. Well done.

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  27. David Wilson

    December 4, 2019 2:07 am

    LOL I am Mr early call and a little advice. anyone that cannot relate to any of these you are the most annoying of them all

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