Clayton Bigsby, the World’s Only Black White Supremacist – Chappelle’s Show

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FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS, A MAN NAMED CLAYTON BIGSBY
HAS BEEN THE LEADING VOICE OF THE WHITE-SUPREMACIST
MOVEMENT IN AMERICA. THOUGH NOT SOLD
IN ANY MAJOR BOOKSTORES, HIS BOOKS “DUMP TRUCK”,
“NIGGER STAIN”, “I SMELL NIGGER”
AND “NIGGER BOOK” HAVE SOLD OVER 600,000 COPIES
COMBINED. DESPITE HIS POPULARITY, VERY FEW HAVE EVER SEEN HIM
DUE TO HIS RECLUSIVENESS. BUT IN AN EFFORT TO BRING
HIS MESSAGE TO A WIDER AUDIENCE, HE AGREED TO GIVE HIS FIRST
PUBLIC INTERVIEW EVER… TO “FRONTLINE”. BUT, GETTING TO MR. BIGSBY
WAS AN ODYSSEY IN ITSELF, RIDDLED WITH
BACK-COUNTRY HOLLOWS, SHIFTY GO-BETWEENS
AND PALPABLE DANGER. EXCUSE ME. NOT SURE WE’RE IN
THE RIGHT PLACE. WE’RE LOOKING
FOR CLAYTON BIGSBY. WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, FELLA,
YOU FOUND HIM. UH, CLAYTON BIGSBY,
THE AUTHOR ? WHAT, YOU DON’T THINK
I CAN WRITE THEM BOOKS ? JUST ‘CAUSE I’M BLIND
DON’T MEAN I’M DUMB. ( host )
HOW COULD THIS
HAVE HAPPENED ? A BLACK
WHITE SUPREMACIST ? OUR SEARCH FOR ANSWERS
LED US HERE, TO THE “WEXLER
HOME FOR THE BLIND”, WHERE MR. BIGSBY SPENT THE FIRST
19 YEARS OF HIS LIFE. BRIDGETT WEXLER
IS THE HOME’S HEADMISTRESS. WELL, HE WAS THE ONLY NIGRA
WE’D EVER HAD AROUND HERE, SO WE FIGURED WE’D MAKE IT
EASIER ON CLAYTON BY JUST TELLING HIM
AND ALL THE OTHER BLIND KIDS THAT HE WAS WHITE. AND HE NEVER
QUESTIONED IT ? WHY WOULD HE ? YOU’VE WRITTEN
FOUR BOOKS NOW ? I’VE WRITTEN SIX BOOKS,
THEY’VE PUBLISHED FOUR. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IS THE OVERALL MESSAGE
OF YOUR BOOKS ? SIR, MY MESSAGE IS SIMPLE. NIGGERS, JEWS, HOMOSEXUALS,
MEXICANS, ARABS, AND ALL KINDS OF
DIFFERENT CHINKS STINK, AND I HATE THEM ! I NOTICED YOU REFERRED TO N–
AFRICAN-AMERICANS. WHAT EXACTLY
IS YOUR PROBLEM ? HOW MUCH TIME
YOU GOT, BUDDY ? WHERE WOULD I START ? WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THEY’RE LAZY,
GOOD-FOR-NOTHING TRICKSTERS, CRACK-SMOKING SWINDLERS,
BIG-BUTT HAVIN’, WIDE NOSE BREATHIN’
ALL THE WHITE MAN’S AIR. THEY EAT UP ALL THE CHICKEN, THEY THINK THEY’RE
THE BEST DANCERS, AND THEY STINK ! DID I MENTION
THAT BEFORE ? YES, I BELIEVE YOU DID, SIR. MATTER OF FACT,
MY FRIEND JASPER TOLD ME ONE OF THEM COONS
CAME BY HIS HOUSE TO PICK HIS SISTER UP
FOR A DATE. HE SAID, “LOOK HERE, NIGGER,
THAT THERE’SMYGIRL. ANYONE HAVE SEX WITH MY
SISTER, IT’S GONNA BE ME !” YOU’VE NEVER LEFT
THIS PROPERTY, HAVE YOU, MR. BIGSBY ? NO, SIR,
NOT IN MANY YEARS. WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU THATYOUARE
AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN ? SIR ! LISTEN, I’M GONNA
MAKE THIS CLEAR. I AM IN NO WAY,
SHAPE, OR FORM INVOLVED IN ANY NIGGERDOM,
YOU UNDERSTAND ?! YES, SIR, BUT– BUT NOTHING ! NOW, IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A BOOK SIGNING
TO GO TO. WHY DON’T YOU BRING
YOUR MEDIA CAMERAS OVER THERE IF YOU WANNA SEE
SOME REAL TRUTH ?! PRUDENCE ! PRUDENCE, HAVE JASPER
LOAD THE TRUCK ! AND CLAYTON BIGSBY,
BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST, VENTURED OUT
INTO AN UNSUSPECTING WORLD. SIR, YOU’RE A FRIEND. WHY NOT TELL HIM HE’S
AFRICAN-AMERICAN ? LISTEN, MAN, HE’S TOO
IMPORTANT TO THE MOVEMENT. IF I TELL HIM HE’S BLACK,
HE’D PROBABLY KILL HISSELF JUST SO THERE’D BE ONE LESS
NIGGER AROUND. HIS COMMITMENT IS THAT DEEP. I’M OVERWHELMED
BY THE IRONY. ( banging ) UH-OH. ( man )
WHAT, YOU LOST, BOY ? ( man )
MOVE ON, MOVE ON. WE DON’T LIKE YOUR KIND
AROUND HERE ! YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE
‘FORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS. THAT’S RIGHT,
THAT’S RIGHT ! TELL THAT NIGGER ! BEAT IT,
YOU SORRY NIGGER ! COME ON, CLAYTON,
WE GOTTA GO. OH, JASPER, THERE’S
A NIGGER AROUND HERE. THAT DAMN MONKEY WAS
BEATIN’ MY HOOD ! WHITE POWER ! NIGGER– THE CONFUSION
DID NOT END THERE. ( hip-hop music ) HEY, WHY DON’T YOU JUNGLE
BUNNIES TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN ?! NIGRAS MAKE ME SICK ! WOOGIE-BOOGIE,
NIGGER ! WOOGIE-BOOGIE ! DID HE JUST CALL US
“NIGGERS” ? AWESOME ! THE ANTICIPATION WAS AT
A FEVER PITCH AS WE ARRIVED AT
MR. BIGSBY’S BOOK SIGNING. THIS IS THE MAN
WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES ! ( cheering ) ALL RIGHT, JASPER,
TIME TO SHOW THESE PEOPLE WHAT WHITE POWER’S
ALL ABOUT. YOU BETTER PUT
YOUR HOOD ON, CLAYTON, MIGHT WANNA HIDE
YOUR IDENTITY. IT’D BE SAFER,
IN CASE SOME RADICAL AIN’T SYMPATHETIC TO THE CAUSE
AND WANTS TO SHOOT YOU. THAT’S GOOD THINKING,
ALL RIGHT. I’M GONNA
PUT MY HOOD ON. HERE, LET ME GET THAT. ( man )
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
THE MAN WHO MADE US
PROUD TO BE WHITE, NONE OTHER THAN,
CLAYTON BIGSBY ! LET’S HEAR IT ! ( cheers & applause ) WHITE POWER ! EVERYBODY, I HAVE
A LOT OF THINGS TO DISCUSS, MAINLY NIGRAS. AMERICA’S AT WAR
WITH AL QAEDA, BUT WE’RE STILL LOSING THE WAR
AGAINST AL SHARPTON ! ( host )
THE ASIAN COMMUNITY
WAS A TARGET AS WELL. LET’S TALK ABOUT
CHINESE PEOPLE, WITH THEIR KUNG FU AND ALL THAT SILLY
“CHING CHANG CHONG” TALK. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOU,
GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY. WHITE POWER. MR. BIGSBY WAS ALSO CRITICAL
OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. DON’T LET THE LIBERAL MEDIA
TELL YOU HOW TO THINK AND FEEL. IF YOU HAVE HATE IN YOUR HEART,
LET IT OUT. IF YOU DON’T LIKE
WILL & GRACE,
THAT DON’T MEAN THERE’S
SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. IT MEANS THERE’S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH WILL ! HE’S A HOMOSEXUAL. POLITICIANS
WEREN’T SPARED EITHER. WHITE POWER ! COLIN POWELL… “CUNNILINGUS” RICE. “CUNNILINGUS” RICE
SOUNDS LIKE A MEXICAN DISH, MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT HER ON
A PLATE AND SEND HER TO MEXICO SO THE MEXICANS WILL EAT HER–
WHITE POWER. WHITE POWER ! JUST OPEN UP YOUR HEART
AND LET THAT HATE OUT ! ( cheers & applause ) SHOW US YOUR FACE,
WE WANNA SEE YOUR FACE ! WHO SAID THAT,
YOU WANNA SEE MY FACE ? CLAYTON,
GO ON, BROTHER. DO YOU WANNA
SEE MY FACE ? DON’T BE AFRAID, JASPER. ( hollering ) WE TALKED ABOUT THIS– DON’T BE AFRAID,
SHINE YOUR LIGHT ! THERE IS COOKIE AND PUNCH
FOR US TO ENJOY, AND WE CAN MEET,
TALK ABOUT WHITE BROTHERHOOD. THANK Y’ALL FOR COMING,
WHITE POWER ! MR. BIGSBY WAS NOT HARMED
THAT NIGHT, BUT IRREPARABLE DAMAGE HAS
BEEN DONE TO HIS REPUTATION AND, IN MANY WAYS,
TO THE WHITE-POWER MOVEMENT. WE’RE TOLD THAT
IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS, HE HAS ACCEPTED THE FACT
THAT HE IS A BLACK MAN. AND THREE DAYS AGO, HE FILED FOR DIVORCE
FROM HIS WIFE. WHEN WE ASKED, “WHY,
AFTER 19 YEARS OF MARRIAGE ?” HE RESPONDED: “BECAUSE SHE’S
A NIGGER LOVER.” I’M KENT WALLACE,
GOOD NIGHT. ( man )
FUNDING FOR “FRONTLINE”
PROVIDED BY THE “TRENT LOTT FOUNDATION”
FOR PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING. LOVING BLACK PEOPLE,
ONE AT A TIME.

 

100 Responses

  1. Colvin Cruden

    November 17, 2019 10:27 pm

    WOOGIE BOOGIE, NUGGA
    WOOGIE BOOGIE..
    Did he just called us nugga’s ❓

    AWESOME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Reply
  2. HolloVVpoint

    November 18, 2019 4:57 am

    This is pure genius. One of the greatest sketches in comedy history, still funny 16 years later. This is why Dave the GOAT!

    Reply
  3. nyrisj

    November 18, 2019 6:07 am

    I have seen this sketch literally dozens of times since Chappelle's Show debuted and only just now realised the guy whose head explodes was Neil Brennan.

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  4. Veli Karppinen

    November 18, 2019 8:56 pm

    Clayton Bigsby certainly took his ideals before his happiness. That makes him admirable in his devotion to his cause.

    Reply
  5. Athenaland

    November 19, 2019 5:39 am

    Man. If u don't find this funny you are one sad piece of humanity 😂 this shit makes me cry in laughter

    Reply
  6. MrSuckeragi

    November 19, 2019 4:14 pm

    I found out about this skit through an interview with Charlie Sheen, who was explaining how he got hemoroids, this skit made him laugh so hard his butt exploded… that's when I knew I had to see this skit

    Reply
  7. Kels

    November 21, 2019 12:18 am

    Ever since The Chief let White She-Devil in the brotherhood Clayton's joined the Klan and has never been the same…

    IG @FireLordKels

    Reply
  8. Mr Hump

    November 21, 2019 4:07 am

    Ah an era when we weren’t so sensitive. This would never go over today. Especially look at the controversy to his wonderful recent standup

    Reply
  9. Odins Spear

    November 21, 2019 10:50 am

    Best sketch ever except for the fact it perpetuates he ongoing white supremacy myth. Been living in the south for quite some time and have seen very little racism. Naturally the entertainment and media industries will continue to push it to further dissolve the whiteness of the west.

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  10. Batmanblue Darker

    November 22, 2019 10:22 am

    I don’t support Comedy Central Becuase of what they did to Dave. I will not subscribe but I’ll watch a guess… for Dave

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  11. Mz WhoDat

    November 23, 2019 11:43 pm

    🗣BigBUTThaving #WideNOSEBreathing all the wyt mahhn’s aaahir
    😂🤣
    🙄They eat up ALLLLL the chicken 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
    Think they’re the best dancers!!!!
    🗣Prudence!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

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  12. JP II

    November 24, 2019 2:05 am

    This was at the peak of our society. We could make fun of each other without people becoming "triggered". Since then, we've devolved into the most fractured we've been since the 60s (and the most sensitive we've been EVER).

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  13. TheGenericDavis

    November 24, 2019 8:02 am

    Yo, has something been cut or censored from this? Why has this video only been up a week? I could have sworn Comedy Central has had versions of this posted before.

    Reply
  14. Tony Condegni Mustafa

    November 24, 2019 4:01 pm

    Funniest comedian ever and cant get a gig in Hollywood cause he spoke against the evil of Hollywood and Jews that run it…just like mel Gibson

    Reply
  15. nickovify

    November 24, 2019 9:49 pm

    Chapelles best bit by far in my opinion. Remember seeing this live on comedy central… most uncomfortable yet hilarious comedy!! What is your favorite Chapelle show bit?

    Reply
  16. I Love Carlito Ganja

    November 25, 2019 2:07 pm

    Why does the head mistress of the blind school have an eye exam chart on her wall? lmao 😂😂😂

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  17. Beverli Collins

    November 27, 2019 6:41 am

    This will one of the most classic iconic comedic skits ever made! Luv Dave Chappelle..pure genious!!!

    Reply
  18. Martha Sviniard

    November 27, 2019 8:39 am

    "Oh wow! David Chappelle was so risque & edgy!" "Only he could get away with this!" You idiots forget that people weren't so butthurt & sensitive when Chappelle wrote this. During those times, everything was about shock value. The more over the top you were, the funnier. Eddie Murphy was already doing this type of comedy on SNL in the 80s. Carlos Mencia was a meaner streak of Chapelle's work. George Carlin said everything we all thought, but knew better than to say out loud, Jerry Seinfeld was always screwing with race stereotypes, & Robin Williams & Andrew Dice Clay were doing no holes barred comedy specials. Yes, Chappelle was funny, but he never joked around with ill-will like that bitch Chris Rock does. This was 90s comedy. You guys are talking as if sjws & the other PC turds were censoring & shaming everyone back then. Even today, we still have shows like South Park & Family Guy, yet most of you sheep don't fawn over those shows.

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  19. ADtheTribalChild

    November 29, 2019 11:00 pm

    I'd be lying to myself if I said this would be be on air today (despite the show's later syndication). Course I have to remember this is Chappelle we're talking about.

    #rememberyouclickedonmyface

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