Bono Breaks U2 Pact to Never Play Golf for AIDS Fight

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Bono, you are offering
an Omaze experience. People can go to
omaze.com, and you can actually enter
to win a chance to do what with you and the band U2? Well, if– you’d have to
be a real adrenaline junkie. I mean, this is for people who,
you know, like a bit of danger. Because we’re–
we’re offering up myself and the Edge for people
to play mini-golf with us. Mini-golf? [APPLAUSE] I think I should explain. Yes, you should explain. Well our band– high school band– made–
genuinely made a sacred pact when we formed that whatever
else happened to us, or wherever we got in life,
we would never ever play golf. And– no seriously, and it’s– it’s even weird golf. It’s mini-golf. Even mini-golf, because we
thought ourselves as, you know, proper rock and roll. In a way you’re
going to violate a golden oath for the
benefit of these people. Yes. That is unbelievable. What a sacrifice you’ve made. [APPLAUSE]

 

21 Responses

  1. Lisa A

    November 29, 2017 4:33 pm

    Wasn't he the one who acted like this moral superhero and lectured us on how we should help others and donate money while he himself run away from paying taxes that go to hospitals and schools? Oh another lovely hypocrite.

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  2. Ashton Nile

    November 29, 2017 6:05 pm

    Commas are important people. U2 pact to never play golf, for AIDS fight. Without that it's just never play golf for aids fight.

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